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Drugs Demotivational Poster

IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.

TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things

ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original

LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!

TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!

It's a beautiful day -

HEY - I got what you want

TAGS: mario shrooms drugs hey
Rating: 2.91/5

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zombiemanic - July 14, 2011, 8:57 pm
HAAHAHAH i saw something like this, on a youtube video before. -,- still funny


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?

HOOKAH - For the serious smoker

TAGS: smoke drugs funny
Rating: 1.98/5

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Elder God Douchebag - February 14, 2009, 9:38 pm
I take it you refer to Hashish?
Cwalda - February 14, 2009, 9:31 pm
Sheesha (or however it's written in English). :-D


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!

TAGS: lsd drugs humor bottles
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatty - May 4, 2009, 1:52 pm
I can't stop smiling... some one please stop the ride, I want to get off!

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?

IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.

TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am
I Think They Got It Just Right !

Breaking Bad -

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

LSD - ^this picture is nothing like it

TAGS: lsd acid drugs fail
Rating: 1.62/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 9:04 pm
did anyone notice thing in center?
Dougie - December 7, 2008, 5:37 am
Hunter S Thompson was not the father of LSD, while i do not know him personally, i respect him for what he stood for and how he led his life, it was actually Albert Hofmann who invented it. Tim Leary mearly sold "consciousness expansion" to the public. Hu
Phage - December 4, 2008, 4:38 am
Then you get into the person who introduced Dr. Thompson to LSD, because it was already big by the time he started due to the works of Mr. Leary.
... - December 4, 2008, 4:29 am
Thank you Hunter Thompson, our father of LSD.


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.

THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper,Bingo,Snorkey and Fleegle. More 70's kiddie fun sponsored by pot and LSD.

RITALIN - Because who has time to "watch" there kids

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 3.62/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:40 pm
Doesn't anyone know the difference between "there" and "their" anymore?
StewpudTater - June 25, 2011, 1:38 pm
As someone with ADD, let me say this: If your kid *actually* has ADD this is necessary for his/her on a medical basis. If your kid "has" ADD (Note the quotes) then that's another story.
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
Maybe there's a comma missing after "watch". Nah, just kidding. Stay in school kids.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:58 pm
and really.... who has time to spell "their" correctly?

The Gang -

DRUGS - Things got way too real man....

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - December 17, 2012, 8:02 pm
Good'n here, dog

TO SLEEP - Perchance to dream.

IT WAS THEN - that Mary started to reconsider her use of psychotropic pharmaceuticals.

TAGS: drugs tv okami
Rating: 4.29/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 9:09 am
...and almost just in time, too...
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 12:00 pm

THINKING WITH YOUR STOMACH - Seems as though the Mexicans have come up with a cost effective and delicious solution. to all their problems

PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.

TAGS: psychiatrist doctors medication drugs
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !

DRUGS - Nah, He always shakes like that!

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 3.29/5

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TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

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glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. c******d. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word c******ds? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term c******d for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag c******ds breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart

WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?

Addiction -

TAGS: facebook snort drugs addiction
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Thanks guys :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:42 pm
And yet another reason I don't do Facebook...5L'd that one Jesus.
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:18 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Priceless, JW!

ARRESTED MEXICAN DRUG BOSS - Serves him right! I would have quit after I made a few of those stacks.

STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?


TAGS: carted dea drugs
Rating: 4.76/5

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DonPandon - May 31, 2011, 9:17 am
Mexico? Italy?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:15 pm

hey...what flag is this supposed to be?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:53 pm

cosi vero

drugs -

L.S.D. - It Makes You Believe Radishes Are Weapons

TAGS: mario bros love drugs
Rating: 3.4/5

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Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 6:04 pm
L.S.D. Makes You Believe Turnips Are Radishes
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 12:09 pm

DUDE... - I think the drug is starting to take effect.


DRUGS - Who wants to meet their cartoon heroes?


TAGS: drugs gangs war youth stupidity
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:25 pm
: ) Thank You.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:23 am
And I offer you the sign of the 5L.

Infertility -

TAGS: bob marley drugs nine children
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:32 am
Kind of ironic when you think about it--spiders getting caught in a web of sorts.
MissPriss - June 19, 2014, 3:40 pm
When Bobbie died, the medical examiner found 27 different species of spiders in his hair. NOT just 27 spiders. So, if you don't like spiders, don't do drugs. Or at the very least, brush your hair once a phuckin' day !


VICODEN - It makes even Dr. House jump for joy

TAGS: house drugs happy
Rating: 2.75/5

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rerun - October 21, 2009, 3:38 pm

He was probably on it when he made the poster
Paranoid - October 21, 2009, 3:37 pm
You misspelled Vicodin, you putz.

DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down


SUPER BONG - 21st century flashback to the 70's.


TAGS: brain drugs rnr more
Rating: 2.18/5

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Woodywood03a - August 16, 2009, 12:17 pm
No, I think that person is right.... Foreman made this grilling system. and also, I don't see no oli.
MeanGene - September 15, 2008, 5:12 am
My fail senses are tingling... Instead of George Foreman it should be Evander Hollyfield... He was the guy who's ear Mike Tyson bit off.

HAPPY DENTIST IS HAPPY - Only he knows that there's no Novacaine.


TAGS: drugs cops
Rating: 1.87/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:37 pm
They take all of ours so they can have a "NICE" weekend! d*** PIGGIES

ARE YOU ON DRUGS? - Just try and keep a straight face and say no.

TAGS: are you on drugs
Rating: 1.77/5

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bOB cHIN - July 14, 2009, 10:35 am
Answer the question with a question. Why do you believe you need to ask the question? Is it important to you that I'm truthfull in my response to your question?

Justin Bieber -

TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


Supporters of the Drug Cartels -

TAGS: weed marijuana colorado drugs arrogant
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:08 pm
Never mind. It's just Washington and Colorado. Which, now, explains a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:06 pm
Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Weed is legal for recreational use in California? I thought it still needed some sort of medical card. I live in California, and I'm out of the loop.
pzykosiz - March 22, 2014, 5:27 am
you sir, are a f***ing genius
EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2014, 3:00 am
We could bring peace and law back to Mexico!
fredbo - March 21, 2014, 8:01 pm
Yes, if we legalize marijuana and provide an American home grown product should drive the drug cartels out of business. So until that happens the weed people buy from Mexico will continue to finance the violence.
Reality Lord - March 21, 2014, 7:49 pm

so you mean if the legalize it that the drug cartels would be totally out of business as american home grown product begins rolling out. excellent!!!

Vision -

Hillary Headbanger -

TAGS: dr feelgood yeah mofo girls girls girls *** drugs and rockinroll
Rating: 5/5

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vindicator - July 25, 2014, 4:34 am
oh please. "Former Secretary of State" wouldnt fit and most people dont know htf John Kerry is. Its all in the timing, a joke is not funny if you have to think about it or have it explained.
AirCop - July 25, 2014, 2:21 am
Dear Vindicator, On February 1, 2013, Hillary Rodham Clinton resigned as Secretary of State and John Kerry was sworn in as the 68th Secretary of State. It is July 2014. Are you living under a rock?
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Ya'd need a lot of 5L drugs and rock 'n roll before her chances of *** start to look any better.

Addiction -

My Chemical Romance -

TAGS: viagra greybeard dating drugs ***
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - May 18, 2014, 9:37 pm
Ha Ha Ha. Poster is based on hearsay only. :)
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:33 pm

rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:54 pm

This may cause your heart to race....not that I would know.

Dog Squad -



TAGS: mexican mule drugs speed
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:10 pm
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
Give it a week.... you're still buying, right?
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
I guess that's better than "Si, Saskatoon" Cinco.

Prescription Deliveries -

homeless teens -

TAGS: homeless teens drugs alcohol
Rating: 4.5/5

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motifayk - May 13, 2014, 6:31 am
I suppose it applies to every part of the world. In the east, Islam encourages charity to Muslims and Zen, Buddhist and Hindu monks provide a lot of free food and money. There is no justification for begging, anywhere in the world.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:23 pm
Thanks, Gary. I couldn't have said it better myself.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:30 pm
There’s work, there’s food, there’s clothing, there’s shelter, there’s programs….but there’s also free money…and it rather pisses me off, because that negates the desire to work for it.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:29 pm
Here, in North America, there is no good reason to beg. None. Period. Vet or teen. The volunteer group I’m with throws away hundreds of lbs of food……every week. Jobs in my area are going unfilled.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 7:52 pm
I had a heart once, then it was repoed by my HMO. And my Motifakes are the end results :-D Glad you liked.
premiumgrade - December 22, 2013, 6:18 pm
Sure can. I'm so glad I don't have a heart.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 8:42 am
WEll That Sounds Just About Right.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:58 am
And if you're homeless and you're reading this . . . . on your iPad our smartphone . . . . you need to get your priorities straight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:56 am
I wasn't referring to those who are homeless like veterans. This is in blatant reference to teenagers.
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2013, 1:40 am
Demon001 is right. There are plenty of homeless out there that don't have drug habits. Plenty who are homeless through no fault of their own.
demon001 - December 22, 2013, 1:16 am
Cynicism can eat at your heart 'til there's nothing left.

Meth -

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.14/5

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TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!


TAGS: sept 19 motifake pill drugs
Rating: 3.32/5

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Pacifist - September 20, 2009, 12:54 am
That's a benefit. Well I'm not sold on this one then.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 11:11 pm
Benefits? It's a suppository.
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 11:03 pm
What are its benefits?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:29 pm
It's cool... you guys are the only true gage of quality that I look to. Besides, where's the fun in a motifake utopia?
RONSART - September 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
man-o...man-o...just saw too...sniped...hell spamed or something.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 7:26 pm
Great one! lol Rick James reference for the win! 5/5
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:25 pm
2.6 after 10 votes! LOL... I'm being sniped!
RONSART - September 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
Wow...u on another great streak of super posters.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:19 pm
Course not. I've never taken yoga lesson. Have you?
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 7:17 pm
Speaking from experience Space?
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
You're definitely gonna have some of those side effects shoving your monitor up your bum.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
Are you sitting down?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
Might work.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 7:04 pm
Is that a suppository?
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:48 pm
Stop peeing on the monitor, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:48 pm
I appear as a seriously hung over Cow......this poster still appears as a yellow screen to me.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:46 pm
You appear as a blue avatar. No yellow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
WTF? In full size this poster appears as a yellow screen....is it just me?


what does the crotch say -

TAGS: fox say music video drugs psychedelic
Rating: 3/5

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Greeny - January 7, 2014, 5:18 pm
No kiddin - three days of entertainment for less than a buck, what a bargain it was

GIANT MUSHROOMS - They make everything into 3-D!


TAGS: woodstock music anniversary drugs
Rating: 2.08/5

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Jericho - August 6, 2009, 5:46 am
Wow, He's Really Shredding On That Air-Guitar.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 1:03 am
He said: "You can keep your hat on!" IIRC, he said you should take off basically everything else.


TAGS: brain drugs rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 1:27 pm
They forgot George W Bush! That coked up mutha-f***er is a no brainer for this poster!

THE CLOSET - It is such a terrible place to be when all your "medicine" bottles are empty.

SHROOMS! - Why am I eating this? I'm already high...

Unemployment -

Positive Thinking -

TAGS: drugs medicine dose pills lifetime
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 2, 2016, 9:03 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - January 2, 2016, 8:32 am
Word my favorite a 5er

Bottom Shelf -

TAGS: splendid drugs medicine back painkiller
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:33 am
Excellent observation A 5er

Halloween -

TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!

Don't Do Drugs -

TAGS: drugs
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Also see Keith Richards and Iggy Pop
MPsniper - June 30, 2016, 4:53 pm
sooner or later she will be going to meetings with prince, amy winehouse, bobbi brown and whitney houston.
mizzdizz - June 30, 2016, 1:45 pm
Too true. My neighbor--- he aged 20 years in 3. Pot with meth. Sad. ^!

Probable Cause -

TAGS: probable cause van motorhome drugs weed illegal
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 21, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks for the vote(s).
concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Great pic, UP yours

Welcome to Hell -

I Get High On My Own Supply -

Gigerbread -


TAGS: drugs
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:28 am
ROTFL!choke-choke-sputter-sputter-need to go refill coffee cup--that pun has a very distinctive skunk like odor to it----- 5 ROTFL lions!
Oldsod - December 31, 2015, 6:24 pm

TRIPPING with grandfaher -

TAGS: grandfather transformation drugs
Rating: 2.57/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2015, 8:30 pm
Interesting - it all makes sense now.